Welcome to the Chicken House 3[X-Men Movieverse] ~Welcome to the Chicken House 3
Hey, how ya doing? I'm Deadpool and I'll be kicking your asses tonight. Feel free to gnash your teeth and wail at will, but don't forget to fill out the "How's My Driving" form at the end of the night.
It's so good to be able to get out of the house and stretch my legs without having to worry about the kid. For being about all of five foot nothing she can be pretty intimidating when she wants to be, and she's on some cleanliness kick. Turned my righteous bachelor's pad into something presentable when I was away on my last mission, and now she expects me to keep it that way! Can't even make
Welcome to the Chicken House 2[X-Men Movieverse] ~Welcome to the Chicken House 2
Dear Diary,
This is ridiculous! I'm never letting Wade watch Oprah again. I already have it on child block and it'll take him at least a month to find a way around it. Normally, Oprah would be the least harmful thing he could watch, but I guess she's been doing a month long special on parenting.
Anyone with half a brain ought to know it's bad to put things into Wade's head. Strange ideas tend to come out. Like this whole diary thing that he's watching me write!
Yes, knew you were standing behind me. You ate garlic sticks and your breath still smells funky. &n
Caldo de Pollo 2[X-Men Movieverse]Caldo de Pollo 2
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#01 - Motion
The trick to deflecting bullets is practice, lots and lots of practice, and maybe a good doctor or two. #02 - Cool
Cool: adjective; 1. Wade Wilson (see picture). #03 - Young
Wade doesn't remember being as young as Rogue, no, seriously, he literally doesn't remember anything before the age of 22. #04 - Last
It's been years since he last had someone regularly stare at him with that funny little look people get when they really don't know what the heck is going on. &
Smile Through It[Original] ~Smile Through It
No one wants to be the Princess.
Sure, they say they do. Who wouldn’t want to be the Beautiful Princess who is saved by a Noble Knight? Who wouldn’t want to find True Love in the arms of a Handsome Prince and be wedded to him for Happily Ever After? There are many who would say they want that life, who would give anything to live in a never ending fairytale.
Anything, except what they need to give that is.
You see, when they find out what it means to be a real Princess they never want to be one. It’s not something that is hidden either, there is no contract
| Nothing to say. If you're really burning to know something just ask. |
Err.
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Twisted? Me?
hii
Thank you for adding Zombies to your favourites!
You're cool.
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All flesh is as grass, and the glory of man is as the flower of the field,
because the grass withers, and its flower falls away.
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"Our next contestant loves The Powerpuff Girls, margaritas and older men who take [her] for granted..." --from Queer as Folk (US version)
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Since this comment ended early, I'll recite some of my favorite naughty limericks. I'm sure you'll find them pleasing and saucy.
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I am not your McArtist!!
This is not the art drive-thru, and no
you may not have it your way!
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"I'll pineapple-slap your ascot!"
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